A man is using a urinal in an airport when a little man in a green suit walks up next to him hops up on a little stool, takes out an enormous unit and begins to relieve himself.
The shocked man says excuse me, I normally don't notice things like this but how did such a small man get such an enormous unit?
The little man in the green suit says, I am a leprechaun and I wished for it.
The man looks around and sheepishly asks, could you wish one for me too?
The little man says, I could but I would have to have my way with you first.
The man thinks to himself, I am not in my city no one will ever know and tells the little man in the green suit, O.K.
The little man takes him in a stall, hops up on his stool and begins having his way with him. The little man begins asking him questions.
What`s your name? John.
Where do you live? St. Louis.
Look, could we just get this over with. Sure John, just one more question, how old are you? 32
John isn`t that a wee bit old to be believing in leprechauns?
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